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SWYDS2015:DYSSWYD is a collection of minigames only slightly more complex than a WarioWare microgame. You start with three unlocked, and can unlock the rest by playing the game though the means by which you reach them are mysterious and delightful on their own. The first mode, Endurodad, has you playing one of three children in a timed search for his depurating (yes I used a thesaurus for that) father. Controlling the tot with just the arrow keys, you run him right into his dad to earn extra time and build your Dadstreak. If you hit the wrong dad, showertime ends. Every time you tag the right dad, the assorted bathers and obstacles are re-randomized, making it a hectic dash back and forth through the shower room. There are wet floor signs that slow you, puddles that send you skidding away, and more and more dads to confuse you as you go.
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Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 is a denser package than it appears, with its many modes and secrets easily lasting you several hours if you let it. The presentation only adds to the charm, being a weird cross between 8-bit homage and Hotline Miami visual weirdness. Every game starts with a dad joke, and the low-res genitalia cannot and will not be censored (seriously, try it in the options). Unless you really are that turned of by pixel dongs you owe it to yourself to try showering with your dad, because this is the rarest of games: one that is built around a single joke and makes it work.
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A decent candidate for steam, if I were you I would green light this and you will make a nice profit for yourself like relativity wars. Don't worry, we won't tell nobody as long as we get some candy along the sides like extra units, balancing acts and upgrades to the game design. Those folks would appreciate this over "Shower with your dad simulator 2015" or other crap that nearly made it onto the steams green light list.
To begin you pick your dad. Dad can either be white, brown, or Viking. Your objective is to direct your kid to shower with his respective dad. The game ends when he stumbles into the shower of the wrong dad and suffers an awkward but culturally expanding experience. 041b061a72